Signs

Beer Truck

Beer Truck

No bottle opener? Now this is peak marketing brilliance—a Newcastle beer truck cruising down the road with a sign proudly stating, “Driver Does Not Carry Bottle Opener.” It’s simple, clever, and hilariously practical. The message is clear: if you were planning on...

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Tax Fun

Tax Fun

Sure, taxes can be fun. Just do them during Happy Hour. Ah, yes, nothing screams financial responsibility quite like a person dressed as the Statue of Liberty enthusiastically waving people into a tax prep office, while right below the Liberty Tax sign, another sign...

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Please call us at…

Please call us at…

Apparently they only cater to psychics. Remember "Quality" is their top priority. There’s something wonderfully ironic about a truck advertising “Quality Sign & Marquee” with a bold “Phone:” printed right on the side—followed by absolutely no phone number. Just a...

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Oceanside

Oceanside

I would have never guessed that the oceanside of the building is that way. There’s something delightfully redundant about a big, bold sign that reads “Oceanside” with an arrow pointing directly at the ocean—an ocean that’s already very much in view just a couple...

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Spoiled, But Free!

Spoiled, But Free!

All spoiled food is free! Wait, that doesn't sound right. There it was, a big, bold grocery truck proudly bearing the name Food4Less and an equally enthusiastic slogan: “It’s Fresh or It’s Free.” Now, on paper, this seems like a solid promise—until you consider the...

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Slippppery

Slippppery

No, I didn't slip while taking this picture. Really, I didn't. Ah, come on, quit laughing. There’s nothing quite like a sign that says “Caution: Not a walkway, slippery floor” to challenge your inner photographer. Of course, you thought, What could go wrong? You just...

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24 Hours?

24 Hours?

24 Hour Protection, just use every 12 hours. Ah, the sweet irony of marketing meeting reality. There it is—a bold, confident claim stamped on the mouthwash bottle: “24-Hour Protection.” Impressive, right? That is, until you glance down and see the instructions that...

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Car Sick

Car Sick

I don't think this sign at AM/PM will convey the concept they were trying for with their new burrito pricing. There it was, plastered on the side of the AM/PM like a beacon of questionable culinary confidence: “Gas Station Burritos—So Nice, You’ll Taste It Twice.” I...

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Hazardous, How So?

Hazardous, How So?

I am not sure what happened in the image on the sign, but if you are on a bike, you may want to avoid this bridge. Nothing says “welcome to danger” quite like a road sign that warns of a “Hazardous Bridge Ahead” but instead of a typical cautionary symbol, it features...

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Out of Order!?

Out of Order!?

No, really? There’s something beautifully unnecessary about an “Out of Order” sign taped right above a lonely pipe sticking out of the wall where a sink used to be. The sink isn’t just broken—it’s gone, ripped out like it was abducted by a team of rogue plumbers in...

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CVS Pricing at It’s Best!

CVS Pricing at It’s Best!

I think I will pay full price on this one. There it was, a beacon of marketing irony at CVS: a bright yellow sale tag proudly proclaiming “On Sale! $3.99”—right next to the original price of 99¢. That’s not just inflation; that’s robbery in broad daylight with...

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They Fix Everything

They Fix Everything

But I'm not sure is they only fix one "computer" I couldn’t help but chuckle when I saw the repair shop sign proudly advertising its services for “Vacuum cleaners, microwave ovens, turntables, and computer.” Not computers—just the one, singular, mysterious “computer.”...

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