Sure, taxes can be fun. Just do them during Happy Hour. Ah, yes, nothing screams financial responsibility quite like a person dressed as the Statue of Liberty enthusiastically waving people into a tax prep office, while right below the Liberty Tax sign, another sign...
Apparently they only cater to psychics. Remember "Quality" is their top priority. There’s something wonderfully ironic about a truck advertising “Quality Sign & Marquee” with a bold “Phone:” printed right on the side—followed by absolutely no phone number. Just a...
I would have never guessed that the oceanside of the building is that way. There’s something delightfully redundant about a big, bold sign that reads “Oceanside” with an arrow pointing directly at the ocean—an ocean that’s already very much in view just a couple...
All spoiled food is free! Wait, that doesn't sound right. There it was, a big, bold grocery truck proudly bearing the name Food4Less and an equally enthusiastic slogan: “It’s Fresh or It’s Free.” Now, on paper, this seems like a solid promise—until you consider the...
24 Hour Protection, just use every 12 hours. Ah, the sweet irony of marketing meeting reality. There it is—a bold, confident claim stamped on the mouthwash bottle: “24-Hour Protection.” Impressive, right? That is, until you glance down and see the instructions that...
I don't think this sign at AM/PM will convey the concept they were trying for with their new burrito pricing. There it was, plastered on the side of the AM/PM like a beacon of questionable culinary confidence: “Gas Station Burritos—So Nice, You’ll Taste It Twice.” I...
I am not sure what happened in the image on the sign, but if you are on a bike, you may want to avoid this bridge. Nothing says “welcome to danger” quite like a road sign that warns of a “Hazardous Bridge Ahead” but instead of a typical cautionary symbol, it features...
No, really? There’s something beautifully unnecessary about an “Out of Order” sign taped right above a lonely pipe sticking out of the wall where a sink used to be. The sink isn’t just broken—it’s gone, ripped out like it was abducted by a team of rogue plumbers in...
I think I will pay full price on this one. There it was, a beacon of marketing irony at CVS: a bright yellow sale tag proudly proclaiming “On Sale! $3.99”—right next to the original price of 99¢. That’s not just inflation; that’s robbery in broad daylight with...
Whoever took the time to transform the dust-covered back window of an SUV into a canvas for a “T-Rex looking at volcanoes” deserves to be celebrated as a modern-day Michelangelo of roadside parking lots. While most of us see a dirty car and lazily scribble “Wash Me,”...
This is the ambulance that I would call Now this is the kind of ambulance you’d want showing up to your emergency—a monster truck/ambulance hybrid with wheels so big they could crush traffic jams like soda cans. No more waiting helplessly while it honks its way...
It’s a dark twist no one saw coming—Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, and Rabbit standing frozen in horror as they stare at a TV screen with a mugshot of their beloved Christopher Robin and the caption: “Convicted of Murder.” Pooh’s pot of honey is slipping from his paws,...