You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence. — Robert Frost
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Random Thoughts
They Found Nemo
Consciousness
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. — Anonymous
WD40 and Duct Tape
You only need two tools in life: WD40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape. If it should move but doesn't, use WD40. — Production Crew Motto
Vegetarianism
I'm not a vegetarian because I hate meat, I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables. If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat? — Bumper Sticker
PSA
Growing up as a kid in southern California, I remember flying PSA (Pacific Southwest Airlines) quite often to visit my dad in Los Angeles. It was always an enjoyable experience, unlike flying today. Now if I can just remember why I had such a great time on the...
Craigslist Apartment Search
Here are a few items I have seen in the Craigslist ads that struck me funny. Comes fully furnished with stove and chair Right next to the 118 and 101 freeways Laundry room has Washer and Dryer Sorry, no pets unless allowed by law Smoking area located 1/4 mile south of...
Hypothetical
What if there were no such thing as a hypothetical question?
Facts
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Homer Simpson
Tact
Tact is for People who aren't Witty enough to be Sarcastic. [Quote stolen from Lauree Martell]
Simon
This was one of my favorite games growing up. Until I took it apart and made a whole new toy out of it. There were several games built in, but the main task was to remember and repeat an ever expanding sequence of lights and sounds. I did find an "unofficial" version...
John Hodgman Speaks to the President
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW7OPByRGDY