Here are a few items I have seen in the Craigslist ads that struck me funny.
- Comes fully furnished with stove and chair
- Right next to the 118 and 101 freeways
- Laundry room has Washer and Dryer
- Sorry, no pets unless allowed by law
- Smoking area located 1/4 mile south of building
- Close to schools and pawn shops
- Gym Room avail, picture required
- Features Jacuzzi and newly emptied pool
- Apartment entrance on site
- Please no students or blind people
