Here are a few items I have seen in the Craigslist ads that struck me funny.

  1. Comes fully furnished with stove and chair
  2. Right next to the 118 and 101 freeways
  3. Laundry room has Washer and Dryer
  4. Sorry, no pets unless allowed by law
  5. Smoking area located 1/4 mile south of building
  6. Close to schools and pawn shops
  7. Gym Room avail, picture required
  8. Features Jacuzzi and newly emptied pool
  9. Apartment entrance on site
  10. Please no students or blind people