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Tax Fun

Tax Fun

Sure, taxes can be fun. Just do them during Happy Hour. Ah, yes, nothing screams financial responsibility quite like a person dressed as the Statue of Liberty enthusiastically waving people into a tax prep office, while right below the Liberty Tax sign, another sign...

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Spoiled, But Free!

Spoiled, But Free!

All spoiled food is free! Wait, that doesn't sound right. There it was, a big, bold grocery truck proudly bearing the name Food4Less and an equally enthusiastic slogan: “It’s Fresh or It’s Free.” Now, on paper, this seems like a solid promise—until you consider the...

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Hazardous, How So?

Hazardous, How So?

I am not sure what happened in the image on the sign, but if you are on a bike, you may want to avoid this bridge. Nothing says “welcome to danger” quite like a road sign that warns of a “Hazardous Bridge Ahead” but instead of a typical cautionary symbol, it features...

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Props to the Artist

Props to the Artist

Whoever took the time to transform the dust-covered back window of an SUV into a canvas for a “T-Rex looking at volcanoes” deserves to be celebrated as a modern-day Michelangelo of roadside parking lots. While most of us see a dirty car and lazily scribble “Wash Me,”...

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Please call us at…

Please call us at…

Apparently they only cater to psychics. Remember "Quality" is their top priority. There’s something wonderfully ironic about a truck advertising “Quality Sign & Marquee” with a bold “Phone:” printed right on the side—followed by absolutely no phone number. Just a...

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24 Hours?

24 Hours?

24 Hour Protection, just use every 12 hours. Ah, the sweet irony of marketing meeting reality. There it is—a bold, confident claim stamped on the mouthwash bottle: “24-Hour Protection.” Impressive, right? That is, until you glance down and see the instructions that...

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Out of Order!?

Out of Order!?

No, really? There’s something beautifully unnecessary about an “Out of Order” sign taped right above a lonely pipe sticking out of the wall where a sink used to be. The sink isn’t just broken—it’s gone, ripped out like it was abducted by a team of rogue plumbers in...

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All-Terrain Ambulance

All-Terrain Ambulance

This is the ambulance that I would call Now this is the kind of ambulance you’d want showing up to your emergency—a monster truck/ambulance hybrid with wheels so big they could crush traffic jams like soda cans. No more waiting helplessly while it honks its way...

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Oceanside

Oceanside

I would have never guessed that the oceanside of the building is that way. There’s something delightfully redundant about a big, bold sign that reads “Oceanside” with an arrow pointing directly at the ocean—an ocean that’s already very much in view just a couple...

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Car Sick

Car Sick

I don't think this sign at AM/PM will convey the concept they were trying for with their new burrito pricing. There it was, plastered on the side of the AM/PM like a beacon of questionable culinary confidence: “Gas Station Burritos—So Nice, You’ll Taste It Twice.” I...

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CVS Pricing at It’s Best!

CVS Pricing at It’s Best!

I think I will pay full price on this one. There it was, a beacon of marketing irony at CVS: a bright yellow sale tag proudly proclaiming “On Sale! $3.99”—right next to the original price of 99¢. That’s not just inflation; that’s robbery in broad daylight with...

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Pooh’s Most Wanted

Pooh’s Most Wanted

It’s a dark twist no one saw coming—Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, and Rabbit standing frozen in horror as they stare at a TV screen with a mugshot of their beloved Christopher Robin and the caption: “Convicted of Murder.” Pooh’s pot of honey is slipping from his paws,...

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