No bottle opener? Now this is peak marketing brilliance—a Newcastle beer truck cruising down the road with a sign proudly stating, “Driver Does Not Carry Bottle Opener.” It’s simple, clever, and hilariously practical. The message is clear: if you were planning on...
Food
Spoiled, But Free!
All spoiled food is free! Wait, that doesn't sound right. There it was, a big, bold grocery truck proudly bearing the name Food4Less and an equally enthusiastic slogan: “It’s Fresh or It’s Free.” Now, on paper, this seems like a solid promise—until you consider the...
Car Sick
I don't think this sign at AM/PM will convey the concept they were trying for with their new burrito pricing. There it was, plastered on the side of the AM/PM like a beacon of questionable culinary confidence: “Gas Station Burritos—So Nice, You’ll Taste It Twice.” I...
Health Food
You know who you are! There’s nothing quite like walking into a pharmacy and seeing a bright, cheerful sign welcoming you to the “Healthcare Essentials”—only to find a bowl of cookies sitting smugly between vitamins and painkillers. You came in expecting Band-Aids and...
For your next Costco Visit
Make sure to wear this on your next trip to Costco. The T-shirt features a deep blue background that provides a striking contrast to the bold, bright white letters spelling out "Costco Food Sampler" across the chest. The text is large and eye-catching, with a clean,...
Ted Lasso Cookies
Yeah, I'll bet they look just like the images on the box when finished. Believe!
When will they learn?
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Smidgen
According to many food authorities, a smidgen is an actual measurement. It's a half of a pinch, or one-thirty-second of a teaspoon. Photo by Hannah Grapp on Pexels.com
Healthy Pizza Numbers
When ordering a pizza, you may want to keep in mind these considerations. The percentage changes in how much pizza you will consume, change drastically even if you just reduce the size of the pizza on a couple inches. That's a Big Difference For example, a typical...
Enterprising Pizza Cutter
This does compute! Slice your pizzas with this Star Trek Enterprise Ship Pizza Slicer! The Enterprise pizza slicer looks just like the classic Enterprise ship design made, but this pizza slicer is made of stainless steel, and makes a great gift for star trek fans....
Lightsaber chopsticks
The force runs strong with these chopsticks! While these have been available at the Panda Express in Mos Eisley for "a long time" now, they are now coming to earth. Available in Jedi Blue and Green as well as Sith Red. You can find them for approximately 10,000...