
Did you know that the ships in the Norwegian Navy all have bar codes, so when the ships return to port, they can “Scan Da Navy In”
Sometime when things go hay-wire, you just have to say “It’s not my Circus!!”
When someone asks why, sometimes you just gotta say Because: Reality!
No bottle opener? Now this is peak marketing brilliance—a Newcastle beer truck cruising down the road with a sign...