A Russian went for an eye checkup. The Doctor showed him the eye-chart with the letters:
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The Doctor then asked if he could read the chart. The Russian man replied, “Read this??? I even know the guy… he’s my cousin!”
No bottle opener? Now this is peak marketing brilliance—a Newcastle beer truck cruising down the road with a sign...
No, I didn't slip while taking this picture. Really, I didn't. Ah, come on, quit laughing. There’s nothing quite like...
Okay Star Wars Fans, if you know, you know!