A Russian went for an eye checkup. The Doctor showed him the eye-chart with the letters:
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The Doctor then asked if he could read the chart. The Russian man replied, “Read this??? I even know the guy… he’s my cousin!”
You Know, Head Trauma!
After a bike accident, you may be a bit foggy, so just say “You Know, Head Trauma!” –JS
