You only need two tools in life: WD40 and Duct Tape.
If it moves and it shouldn’t, use Duct Tape.
If it should move but doesn’t, use WD40.
You Know, Head Trauma!
After a bike accident, you may be a bit foggy, so just say “You Know, Head Trauma!” –JS
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