I’m not a vegetarian because I hate meat, I’m a vegetarian because I hate vegetables.
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
No bottle opener? Now this is peak marketing brilliance—a Newcastle beer truck cruising down the road with a sign...
No, I didn't slip while taking this picture. Really, I didn't. Ah, come on, quit laughing. There’s nothing quite like...
Okay Star Wars Fans, if you know, you know!