Right out of Dr. Spock's book.
Remove Child Before Washing!
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Hmmm
No Purchase Necessary
How do you get the receipt then?
Psychic Night Cancelled
Open Sundays
Well, that didn't go as planned.
Navy Plane Hooks: Dry Humor
Air Force pilots have always wondered why Navy planes need tail hooks. Well, here's the answer. After a tough day of flying on an aircraft carrier, the planes are always washed, and they use the hooks to hang the planes over the side to dry.
No Substitutions, Please!
Hoarders: Buried Alive
Die Trying
One Employee?
So, only one employee doesn't have the key. Good to know!
Internet Quotes
Healthcare Cookies
French Fry Holder
Is this why the world hates us?