But I'm not sure is they only fix one "computer" I couldn’t help but chuckle when I saw the repair shop sign proudly advertising its services for “Vacuum cleaners, microwave ovens, turntables, and computer.” Not computers—just the one, singular, mysterious “computer.”...
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Poor Planning
There’s nothing quite like boarding an escalator at the airport, luggage in tow, only to notice that the advertisement running down the side features a giant airplane pointing nose-first toward the ground. Talk about confidence-inspiring travel marketing. Is this some...
Health Food
You know who you are! There’s nothing quite like walking into a pharmacy and seeing a bright, cheerful sign welcoming you to the “Healthcare Essentials”—only to find a bowl of cookies sitting smugly between vitamins and painkillers. You came in expecting Band-Aids and...
You’re On Your Own!
As I stare at the blank wall-mounted “Evacuation Map” in our office building, I can’t help but wonder if it’s less of a safety tool and more of an existential statement. There it is, framed in glossy plastic, with no arrows, no floor plans, not even a “You Are Here”...
Upper-Crust Clientele
From a restaurant at JFK Airport. Ah, nothing like a bit of class-based irony to spice up your layover at JFK Airport. As one stumbles across a sign outside a restaurant that reads, “Seating for Upper-Crust Customers Only,” and suddenly, your economy-class ticket felt...
31 Spots
Parking spot in front of Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors ice cream parlor. Parking spot in front of Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors ice cream parlor.
Windows Needed
I wonder if they know any Window & Glass companies. There’s something poetically tragic about driving past a window-glass company and seeing several of their own windows broken, like a hairdresser with a bad haircut or a gym instructor out of breath after climbing...
Where’s the Duck?
I am a very good driver! I had to do a double-take when I saw it—a dog sitting proudly in the driver’s seat of a parked truck, paws resting on the steering wheel like he’d just finished parallel parking with the precision of a seasoned trucker. His expression was a...
Keepin’ My Ride Safe
With a tricked out ride like this, keeping safe is your number one concern. There it was, under the glow of a flickering streetlight, a bright red children’s tricycle chained to a light post with a heavy-duty chain that looked like it had been borrowed from a...
Creative Use
Creative use of straw holder. There’s something delightfully ironic about walking up to a straw dispenser only to find that someone, in a burst of misplaced creativity, has loaded the straws horizontally so they stick straight out the top like they’re auditioning for...
New LEGO Star Destroyer
I really hope this comes with a detailed assembly guide.
Ted Lasso Cookies
Yeah, I'll bet they look just like the images on the box when finished. Believe!