Quotes

You only need two tools in life: WD40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape. If it should move but doesn't, use WD40. — Production Crew Motto

I'm not a vegetarian because I hate meat, I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables. If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat? — Bumper Sticker

What if there were no such thing as a hypothetical question?

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Homer Simpson

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing. — George Bernard Shaw

I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. — Bjarne Stroustrup (creator of C++)

Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. — William Jennings Bryan (1860 - 1925)

Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in. — Leonardo da Vinci

As long as a man stands in his own way, everything seems to be in his way: government, society, and even the sun, moon and stars. — Henry David Thoreau

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. — Dr. Seuss