Quotes
My Funeral
Self-Employed
Star Trek Quotes
Dunkin Vegetables
I Hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables and, when I get home, I discover they're just regular donuts. — Anonymous
The Entabulator (Technobabble)
aka: "the turbo-encabulator" In the words of Alan Greenspan: "If you thought you understood what I just said, it's clear that you misunderstood me." Take a minute and read the description below before watching. "Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get...
Run Time
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.Alfred Hitchcock
A Girl’s Faults
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends. — Benjamin Franklin
Science
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...’ — Issac Asimov
Recession vs. Depression
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours. — Harry S. Truman
Education
You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence. — Robert Frost
Consciousness
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. — Anonymous