Health Food
You know who you are! There’s nothing quite like walking into a pharmacy and seeing a bright, cheerful sign welcoming you to the “Healthcare Essentials”—only to find a bowl of cookies sitting smugly between vitamins and painkillers. You came in expecting Band-Aids and...
You’re On Your Own!
As I stare at the blank wall-mounted “Evacuation Map” in our office building, I can’t help but wonder if it’s less of a safety tool and more of an existential statement. There it is, framed in glossy plastic, with no arrows, no floor plans, not even a “You Are Here”...
Upper-Crust Clientele
From a restaurant at JFK Airport. Ah, nothing like a bit of class-based irony to spice up your layover at JFK Airport. As one stumbles across a sign outside a restaurant that reads, “Seating for Upper-Crust Customers Only,” and suddenly, your economy-class ticket felt...
31 Spots
Parking spot in front of Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors ice cream parlor. Parking spot in front of Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors ice cream parlor.
Windows Needed
I wonder if they know any Window & Glass companies. There’s something poetically tragic about driving past a window-glass company and seeing several of their own windows broken, like a hairdresser with a bad haircut or a gym instructor out of breath after climbing...
Where’s the Duck?
I am a very good driver! I had to do a double-take when I saw it—a dog sitting proudly in the driver’s seat of a parked truck, paws resting on the steering wheel like he’d just finished parallel parking with the precision of a seasoned trucker. His expression was a...
Keepin’ My Ride Safe
With a tricked out ride like this, keeping safe is your number one concern. There it was, under the glow of a flickering streetlight, a bright red children’s tricycle chained to a light post with a heavy-duty chain that looked like it had been borrowed from a...
Creative Use
Creative use of straw holder. There’s something delightfully ironic about walking up to a straw dispenser only to find that someone, in a burst of misplaced creativity, has loaded the straws horizontally so they stick straight out the top like they’re auditioning for...
Waiting for My In-Show Exit
For those Magic Key Holders who are “in-the-know,” you’re not directly asking a Cast Member to break down a ride, but you’re promising to behave well if one does occur. Order Shirt
This is the new model
Okay Star Wars Fans, if you know, you know!
For your next Costco Visit
Make sure to wear this on your next trip to Costco. The T-shirt features a deep blue background that provides a striking contrast to the bold, bright white letters spelling out "Costco Food Sampler" across the chest. The text is large and eye-catching, with a clean,...
New LEGO Star Destroyer
I really hope this comes with a detailed assembly guide.