The “Digital Hoarder” t-shirt is a statement piece, and by “statement,” I mean it’s shouting, I have 36,000 unread emails, 2 TB of half-finished projects, and an emotional attachment to files named “final_FINAL_v2_ACTUALfinal.pdf.” The design is simple yet effective: bold lettering on a comfortable cotton tee, because if you’re going to confront your digital chaos, you might as well be cozy doing it. It’s the perfect shirt for anyone whose Desktop looks like a graveyard of forgotten screenshots, abandoned folders, and mystery downloads.
Of course, the irony of owning five of these shirts (and keeping them stuffed in a closet that’s equally as cluttered as your iCloud Drive) is just the cherry on top. Real-world hoarding meets virtual chaos in a full-circle joke you can wear. You bought one for the joke, but then another because, why not? And before you knew it, you had five because you couldn’t delete the extra ones from your cart—just like you can’t delete those old memes from 2012. Now, you’re stuck explaining to people that yes, the hoarding problem extends beyond your hard drive. But hey, at least you’re consistent.
